Every forty years the whole of the planet goes on an Olympic sport marathon.
Fireworks at every sporting event;at least you're not likely to fall asleep from boredom.
My eight year on this planet in the Polaris system.I had stuck here while travelling on a round the galaxy trip. The space shuttle pilots from this dreadful planet have been on strike ever since I first arrived,absolutely unbelievable.More acid rain drops fall,just another wet rainy day in the captital city,Paramall,of Bangkadi.Enough grumblings,actually I don't mind the rain,better than the six months of sweltering sun! Well so many things to tell you but I'll leave that to another day.
President Sam's behaviour is getting weirder and weirder;in a recent press conference he childishly went off to the toliet for two hours to escape questions of national importance:whilst rebels from our neighbouring planets are planning to bomb the major cities of Bangkadia.
These days Sam is more likely to found in the kitchen concocting a new recipe or hiding in the toilet;perhaps he's going to make a bombe surprise dessert to hit back at the rebels!
Most of the southern areas of the Planet Bopa have been destroyed
Seems President Sam is trying to emulate Louis XVI's Queen of France Marie Antoinette's famous remark when she told the poor Parisians of Earth in the 18th century to eat cake.The price of the Bangkadians's favourite food pork has shot up during the last few months and the President's only advice is to eat chicken as it's a lot cheaper.