Monday, August 11, 2008

Sport crazy!

Well the Planet Cimba is going crazy with its sports!
Every forty years the whole of the planet goes on an Olympic sport marathon.
Fireworks at every sporting event;at least you're not likely to fall asleep from boredom.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Sam escapes to the toilet!

President Sam's behaviour is getting weirder and weirder;in a recent press conference he childishly went off to the toliet for two hours to escape questions of national importance:whilst rebels from our neighbouring planets are planning to bomb the major cities of Bangkadia.




These days Sam is more likely to found in the kitchen concocting a new recipe or hiding in the toilet;perhaps he's going to make a bombe surprise dessert to hit back at the rebels!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

CATCHING UP ON THE FILMS OF 2008

Lately I've been catching up on the films of 2008 and there were very great films including the James Bond film "Quantum of Solace".

http://www.007.com/

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Sam's days as President outnumbered

Any day now Sam is likely to be toppled from government.With the price of everything continually rising the people of Bangkadia have finally had enough with thousands of people out on the streets demonstrating against Sam and his policies and demanding his resignation.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Huge Galactic Storm devastates Planet Bopa


Most of the southern areas of the Planet Bopa have been destroyed
by massive floods after being hit by the Galactic Storm Naga.
However,the military government of Bopa are refusing any humanitarian help from it neighbourly planets.
Nearby planet Chi Chi has also been affected by the Galactic storm
huge earthquakes rippled though the south part of the planet
causing thousands of deaths.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Respite from the heat

Well in case anyone missed my blogging I'm back in the rainswept Bangkadia.
I've recently had a few weeks break in Maya on the other side of this planet.
The people of Maya are much friendlier than the people of Bangkadia.

Monday, March 10, 2008

"Let them eat chicken"

Seems President Sam is trying to emulate Louis XVI's Queen of France Marie Antoinette's famous remark when she told the poor Parisians of Earth in the 18th century to eat cake.The price of the Bangkadians's favourite food pork has shot up during the last few months and the President's only advice is to eat chicken as it's a lot cheaper.
Is his head about to be put on the chopping board ? ;
"off with his head"could be the Bangkodians reply to his recent comment.He should leave his comments in the kitchen.